Breakin' the Law
I was on my way to the city (NYC stupid) to go to a friend's opening in Chelsea. I was listening to "The boy least likely to" on the radio through a transmitter for my portable CD Player. I was massaging a cramp out of my leg, and was singing along with "please be gentle with me". There was bottlenecking on 95 and I was behind an SUV. I could see a TV playing inside, and within a short time could tell that it was the Dave Chapelle show. I could even tell what episode. And to crown the idea that this could only happen in today's world, I immediately, and illegally, picked up my cell phone and posted an audio blog! Who says that men can't multi task?
Let us review:
1. Driving
2. Getting in the right lane for my turn off
3. Massaging my leg
4. Singing along to a song on a burnt-mixed CD transmitted through the car stereo.
5. Watching an episode of Dave Chapelle through the back window of a moving SUV
6. Posting an audio blog from a cell phone to an online journal.
God, what a beautiful, crazy world.
ps please tell me someone understands why that photo is there.
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Geez, someone is really going to try to explain why the photo is there?
"So much for the golden future, I can’t even start
I’ve had every promise broken, there’s anger in my heart
You don’t know what it’s like, you don’t have a clue
If you did you’d find yourselves doing the same thing too"
That's "Breaking the Law". And "Breakin' the Law" is the title of a tribute album to JP. Or something like that?
Am I close?
Breakin the Law was one of the songs, like stairway, that every high school kid learning to play the guitar would break into. Also the song on classic rock stations, you let yourself enjoy with a few head bangs after you've checked to see there's no one around.
Because you were on the phone while driving your car. That's breaking the law, isn't it?
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