Baby's got back
Hello gracious and shiny friends,
We're in a season of travel. Came back from DC today. traffic was smooth. 6 hours smoooooth. On the way down it was 10 hours. There's nothing like waiting in line for stale fast food at a rest stop to see how pitifully similar all human beings are. (we need food. we need to poop. we get thirsty. we all have cars. we're all caught in a private universe around family members, and we all get shiny chins from eating McDonald's french fries.) Would you like some fries with that shake for and extra $3.59? Yes?
At one of the many rest stops along the way, I think this was in Jersey, there was an over weight black woman bending over into the back seat of a four door sedan. By overweight, I mean 359 pounds plus, and one of those irregular figures where the top of the glutimous maximus ends in the midsection of the back. Her top was a little small so there was a gap, in Miracle Jackson style (see video), between the blouse and the jeans.
In this narrow expanse of flesh, somewhat reminiscent of Baja California, was the triangle of a thong. Utterly amazed at this Bermuda triangle floating in the middle of a back in the same way one might come upon a walrus flossing, I did the proper thing. I told Joy to turn around and behold this miracle. Ofcourse when Joy turned to look, she was caught looking by the miracle's boyfriend which resulted in the embarassment of my lady. Sunglasses have their advantages, but gaping mouths reveal what the the specs deny.
BTW, Burger King has a new Quad Stacker burger, with four patties, four layers of cheese, no veggies, and 8 pieces of bacon. If your not against inside information, i'd invest in dying truckers.
We're in a season of travel. Came back from DC today. traffic was smooth. 6 hours smoooooth. On the way down it was 10 hours. There's nothing like waiting in line for stale fast food at a rest stop to see how pitifully similar all human beings are. (we need food. we need to poop. we get thirsty. we all have cars. we're all caught in a private universe around family members, and we all get shiny chins from eating McDonald's french fries.) Would you like some fries with that shake for and extra $3.59? Yes?
At one of the many rest stops along the way, I think this was in Jersey, there was an over weight black woman bending over into the back seat of a four door sedan. By overweight, I mean 359 pounds plus, and one of those irregular figures where the top of the glutimous maximus ends in the midsection of the back. Her top was a little small so there was a gap, in Miracle Jackson style (see video), between the blouse and the jeans.
In this narrow expanse of flesh, somewhat reminiscent of Baja California, was the triangle of a thong. Utterly amazed at this Bermuda triangle floating in the middle of a back in the same way one might come upon a walrus flossing, I did the proper thing. I told Joy to turn around and behold this miracle. Ofcourse when Joy turned to look, she was caught looking by the miracle's boyfriend which resulted in the embarassment of my lady. Sunglasses have their advantages, but gaping mouths reveal what the the specs deny.
BTW, Burger King has a new Quad Stacker burger, with four patties, four layers of cheese, no veggies, and 8 pieces of bacon. If your not against inside information, i'd invest in dying truckers.
posted by Hobo Wilson at 8:35 PM
2 Comments:
Wecome back, You know,I think I was at that same rest stop in Jersey and saw a simerlar site two years ago. Could it be the same 359 lb, belly gapping, Fast food digesting beast? It's amazing how small the Bermuda trinagle is when but in to that perspective. Be well, good to hear from you, good LOL
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