Wake Up Call ifornia

The correct way to start every morning (one of about 50 of my father's pets). Back in Cali for a spell. Flew Jet Blue. I can never sleep on planes, so was forced to watch TV to kill the time. Thing is, my tv didn't work, but the audio did, so I peered through the crack of the seats in front of me to watch whatever the woman seated there was watching. I flipped through my audio channels to try to find the channel she was watching. I've come to the conclusion that the woman had Attention Deficit Syndrome.



In the course of an hour, I watched boxing, Ferris Buehler's Day Off (the principal looks like James Elkins), A history channel documentary on prostitutes, Iron Chef America (ingredient Citrus), the home raising of an orphaned black panther (the animal not the activist), and Saturday Night Live (Alec Baldwin impersonating Tony Bennett). Beginning a road trip to Oregon today.