Great Opening Lines to Novels
In these uncertain times, a crowded elevator smells different to a midget.
She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
Stanley looked quite bored and somewhat detached, but then penguins often do.
Gerald began--but was interrupted by a piercing whistle which cost him ten percent of his hearing permanently, as it did everyone else in a ten-mile radius of the eruption, not that it mattered much because for them "permanently" meant the next ten minutes or so until buried by searing lava or suffocated by choking ash--to pee
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Her breasts were like ripe strawberries, but not as bumpy.
You still have 873 pages to go.
As the scent of sweat from the horse's buttock wafted into his left nostril...
3 Comments:
why does the red headed woodpecker have a red belly and the red bellied woodpecker have a red head..........peckerhead
Loved reading this post. Good timing too.
I'm currently editing the 81st page of a 200 page book I don't want to be editing. Your post reminds me that maybe someday I'll read a line really worthwhile and have the pleasure of editing it. Better still, write it. Okay, I'm rambling.
Cheers.
Anoopa
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